Not too long ago that incredible website oink.cd fell victim to the wrath of the mighty RIAA or MPAA or CIA or whatever. In its aftermath, thousands of people just like you and me were left homeless and in chaos. New homes have been made, but made prohibitively exclusive almost to the point of paranoia. This is the story of a survivor.

I'm just kidding, that would be so lame. But honestly, if anyone out there is kind and/or generous enough to spare an invite to either the waffles.fm or what.cd communities, I would be most obliged. I promise I wasn't an asshole leecher on Oink.cd; I had some ridiculous ratio that was in the scope of 9.6 or something. As payment for said service, I will dedicate my next favorite photograph to the kind soul. And infinite high-fives.